About the Author: Lan Lamphere
I am a "Human Being"... I was born two year after my due date. So annoying. I'm the guy that thinks Darth Vader was the hero in Star Wars. I'm a trainned Computer Programmer specializing in System Administration. I prefer to play in Sun, Solaris, BSD, CentOS and anything REDHAT Linux. I'm a Apple Developer ( Hobby ) and I'm a certified Geek. I've cleared damn near every Government/TSA/Department of Homeland Security background check you can think of. I'm honest, loving and respectful of most people. My family comes first above all other things. I'm what you would call a Class A Geek Genius. I'm married to Taira Lamphere who is without a doubt the hottest, sexiest and most wonderful woman in the world. In short. My life is awesome.